Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Feast of the Immaculate Conception and Día de las Madres


Queen of peace, pray for us!
Our gaze is directed toward you in great fear, to you do we turn with ever-more insistent faith in these times marked by many uncertainties and fears for the present and future of our planet.

Together we lift our confident and sorrowful petition to you, the first fruit of humanity redeemed by Christ, finally freed from the slavery of evil and sin: hear the cry of the pain of victims of war and so many forms of violence that bloody the earth. Clear away the darkness of sorrow and worry, of hate and vengeance. Open up our minds and hearts to faith and forgiveness!

Mother of mercy and hope: Help every human being of every race and culture to find and embrace Jesus, who came to earth in the mystery of Christmas to give us 'His' peace.
Mary, Queen of peace, give us Christ, true peace in the world!


Here in Panamá today is Mother's Day. This is a BIG DEAL here; a national holiday. Everything is closed, except for the 24 hour Grocery Stores. When I took my morning walk the streets were clear. I heard a Drum and Bugle corp marching down the street at 4:30 am; someone's mom doesn't get to sleep-in on Mother's Day!

Panamanians celebrate Mothers' Day on the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, and the Costa Ricans celebrate Mothers' Day on August 15, the Feast of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin. Here in Central America, the Blessed Mother and our blessed mothers get to celebrate on the same days.

¡Feliz Día de las Madres! Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!

Monday, December 07, 2009

The Mess In Honduras

The first reports I read on the election stated that turnout was low, but suddenly there were reports that 62% participated. I thought that was strange, but this video reports that the turnout was around 49%. In one area where 340 people were registered, only 111 voted. The coup resisters said that the vote would be questionable, and it seems that they were correct.



Follow this link to read more on the electoral fraud which took place in Honduras last week. Less than 50% actually participated in the vote, not the 62% the government is claiming.

The pundits in the U.S.A. are always making crazy claims about elections in Venezuela and Bolivia, while ignoring actual fraud in Honduras. Their fear of Hugo Chávez blinds them to what is really going on. Unfortunately, the rabiblanco pro-oligarchy president of Panamá has supported Lobo and the coup plotters.

Ayer en Parroquia San Cristóbal

This weekend Episcopalians in Louisiana and Los Angeles elected new bishops. In Los Angeles two women were elected bishop, which is very cool. One of the women elected is a partnered lesbian, to which I say "big deal!" I will be happy for the arrival of the day when we simply get the name of those elected and receive no information on their gender, race, sexuality, or shoe size.

Meanwhile, Anglican Bishops and clergy in Uganda have been supporting an anti-gay law which will result in the imprisonment and even execution of people for their sexuality. This is, of course, exactly what Jesus was talking about when he said "This is my order to you: You are to love one another just as I have loved you." The Anglican Church in Canada has spoken out against this law, the Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church has spoken out against this law, many different representatives of various churches have spoken out against this law. However, the Archbishop of Canterbury is supposedly "working quietly behind the scenes" in regards to this law. He has yet to say anything about this law. However, Mary Glasspool is the first lesbian woman in The Episcopal Church and the World Wide Anglican Communion to be elected to the office of the Episcopacy and His Grace warned TEC that everyone in TEC was going to bed without dinner and will be grounded for life there would be serious consequences in regard to TEC's place in the World Wide Anglican Communion if she receives the required approvals. He had this response in only 690 minutes while he has yet to say anything about the Fine Anglicans of Uganda and their support of state-sanctioned murder. I am afraid that I have lost any respect I once had for the Archbishop of Canterbury.

So, while this stuff is going on, we Episcopalians or Anglicans (we use both names here) of Parroquia San Cristóbal in the Parque Lefevre neighborhood of Panama City en la República de Panamá did what we do best: we had a celebration! We weren't celebrating any of that stuff I mentioned above, no, we celebrated Mother's Day. Mother's Day in Panamá is on December 8 (The Feast of the Immaculate Conception). Mother's Day is a big deal here; it is a national holiday and everything is closed on Mother's Day (Yay! I get Tuesday off!). It is a big deal at San Cristóbal, también. We had a single, bilingual service and then had a celebratory breakfast across the street on the patio at Instituto Episcopal San Cristóbal. The Youth Choir sang at the service, but the Lovely Mona and I forgot to have someone take photos (well, photos of the kids singing are on Sunday's post). Mr. José Araúz of the Seventh Day Adventist church sang a solo for the gradual. It was a nice service. After the announcements, the Men's Fellowship held a presentation for the Mother of the Year. Mrs. Teresa Brathwaite is this year's Mother of the Year. Mrs. Barbara Smith, last year's Mother of the Year, presented Teresa with a corsage. All of the men of the parish came and sang a song in honor of Teresa and all mothers. I presented her with a plaque, and she received many gifts from the different guilds and from friends and family. Her husband presented her with a lovely flower arrangement, and referred to the Men's Fellowship as "Los Caballeros de Messarounda." After the presentation, I gave the Benediction and we sang the final hymn. Then we all went across the street where we had a lovely Brunch of chickenwings, meatballs, empanaditas, cod fish cek, salad, and plenty cake. Once again, a wonderful time was had by all!
Fótos:

José Araúz singing

Birthday blessings

La princesa tiene 7 años

Mrs. Norma Blackman gives Mother's Day greetings to the mothers of the parish on behalf of the Hogar de Niñas de Capital along with two of the Lovely Mona's favorite niñas.


Mr. Carl Scotland of the Men's Fellowship begins the Mother of the Year presentation.

Mrs. Teresa Brathwaite accompanied by Mr. Butch Headly and Ronaldo Olton.

Mrs. Barbara Smith presents a corsage

Padre reading the inscription on the plaque

The men of the parish singing

Brittany and Lisa present a gift on behalf of the Sunday School

Teresa Brathwaite thanks everyone

Obligatory Mrs. Doyle shot


Patsy Pusey's cool outfit

The Brunch

Brittany, Mrs. Moore, Mrs. Doyle, and Lisa




Head table






Ricky Staple

Food is ready!

Birthday celebration

Cake

Feast of St. Ambrose of Milan, Bishop

Feast of Ambrose, Bishop of Milan

O God, you gave your servant Ambrose grace eloquently to proclaim your righteousness in the great congregation, and fearlessly to bear reproach for the honor of your Name: Mercifully grant to all bishops and pastors such excellence in preaching and faithfulness in ministering your Word, that your people may be partakers with them of the glory that shall be revealed; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.


Ambrose was born in the year 337 to a Christian family. His father, Aurelius, was Prefect of Gaul, governing all of Britain, France, Spain,Portugal, part of Germany, and the islands of Sardinia, Corsica, and Sicily. His father’s palace was in Trier, Germany, but his mother had a palace in Rome. Ambrose spent part of the year in Germany and part in Rome. According to his biographer, Paulinus, the pope and other important bishops used to visit his mother’s palace regularly. One day the ladies of the house were kissing the hands of the bishops, and young Ambrose, holding out his hand, mocked them and said, “You should do the same for me since I am going to be a bishop.” He was very close to his siblings, Marcellina and Satyrus. When his sister Marcellina took a vow of virginity, he did the same, and both Ambrose and Satyrus followed in their father’s footsteps, studying literature, law, and rhetoric in Rome and they both served as barristers in the Court of the Praetorian Prefect of Italy. They were both appointed Prefects.

Ambrose was appointed Prefect of the province of Aemilia-Liguria in Upper Italy, with its headquarters in Milan. Ambrose was a good administrator and a popular governor. In the year 374, Auxentius, the bishop of Milan, died. The Church in Milan was divided between those who were loyal to the Nicene Creed and those who supported the ideas of Arius. The Nicene and Arian parties of the Church in Milan prepared to fight for their particular candidates to be elected bishop. We’ve talked before about how the people of that era would actually fight and come to blows over theology and dogma, and the situation in Milan threatened to turn violent. Ambrose, the prefect, went to the basilica in Milan to try to prevent an uproar. He spoke to those gathered at the basilica and he didn’t take sides in the dispute. Suddenly someone shouted “Ambrose for bishop!” The cry was taken up by others and Ambrose was elected bishop. He was not interested in the position, plus, he wasn’t even a baptized Christian, let alone clergy! He pushed his way out of the cathedral and headed back to his palace. He figured that if he proved himself to be as cruel and evil as the Emperor Valentinian. He ordered some prisoners to be tortured, figuring that this would convince the people that they had made a mistake in their choice, but the crowed followed him around Milan, saying, “Your sin be on us!” He invited Women of Loose Virtue to his palace, yet the crowd still shouted “Your sin be on us!” Then he told them that he was going to retire from the world and become a hermit, but no one was buying it. Finally, he decided to make a break for it and snuck out the side door of the palace late one night to escape. It was a moonless night and he took the wrong road and got lost. In the morning he discovered his mistake; he was entering Milan through the Roman gate. This time he was kept under “Palace Arrest;” a guard kept watch while a messenger was sent to Valentinian, explaining what was going on and requesting an imperial seal on the people’s decision. Valentinan probably had his reasons for getting Ambrose out of the position of Prefect, and so he sent a fast courier to give the Christians of Milan his assent to Ambrose’s episcopacy. However, Ambrose had made another break for it and was hiding at his friend, Leontius’ country house. The Pope got involved and ordered that anyone harboring Ambrose must, under pain of severe punishment, give him up immediately (which was the Christian thing to do, of course!). That was too much for Leontius, who turned his good buddy Ambrose in to the authorities. Ambrose was arrested and led back to Milan under armed guard.

Ambrose’ elevation to bishop took place over six days. First, he was baptized, then moved through the minor orders: appointed to doorkeeper one day; the next day appointed Lector; the following day appointed to the office of exorcist; the next day he became a subdeacon. On the last three days he was ordained deacon, priest, and finally, bishop. No one had ever risen through the ranks so quickly!


Ambrose was very interested in relics, and one of the first acts of his episcopacy was to write Bishop Basil of Caesarea to request that the remains of St. Dionysius be brought to the cathedral in Milan. Basil agreed, and sent along a letter with the relics which called Ambrose a man of noble birth, of high office, of lofty character, of astonishing eloquence. Ambrose also searched for relics in Milan, checking the martyrologies and it is claimed that he discovered the relics of saints Gervasius and Protasius, who had been martyred by Nero, and also saint Nazarius, as well as saints Agricola and Vitalis, whose remains he discovered on a visit to Bologna.

Ambrose cared for the poor. In order to insure that the poor were cared for, he often sold the churches gold-plated vessels. When the Arians accused him of sacrilege for these actions, he responded, “which do you consider more valuable, church vessels or living souls?” He lived simply and fasted often as a means of saving money for the diocese. He had already given away his own inheritance to help the poor, and he couldn’t understand why wealthy Christians didn’t do the same. When his brother Satyrus died without leaving a will, Ambrose and his sister Marcellina inherited the fortune. They sold all of it and used the proceeds to help the poor. Satyrus’ death put Ambrose into a depression, which he decided to cure through work and study. He wasn’t much of a reader before, but after Satyrus death he began to study and read and write. Because he could read and write Greek, which was unusual for those in the West at that time, he was able to study the Christian scriptures in their original language, as well as the writings of Philo, Origen, Athanasius, and Basil of Caesarea. His rhetorical skills enabled him to be a great preacher, and his preaching and theological discussions helped bring about the conversion of Augustine of Hippo. Ambrose was a great theologian, and he was also a poet and composer of music. In fact, five hymns in the 1940 Hymnal and eleven hymns in the 1982 Hymnal are attributed to him.

Ambrose had a full, active, and fulfilling episcopacy. He interacted with popes and emperors and never stopped caring for the poor. The winter of the year 396 was a difficult winter for him, as he was slowly dying. He had many secretaries who stayed next to his bed as he whispered his commentaries and letters and sermons. His chief secretary and biographer, Paulinus wrote that one day he saw a flame shaped like a small shield covering Ambrose’s head. Ambrose then sucked the flame down into his mouth and his face became dead white for a few minutes. Everyone in Italy was praying for Ambrose’s recovery; even the Regent, Stilicho, had issued an imperial order which read Ambrose must recover. The Regent said, “When Ambrose dies we shall see the ruin of Italy.” When Ambrose heard this, he said, “I have not so lived among you as to be ashamed to live on’ but I am not afraid to die, for our Lord is good.” A few days before he died he said that he saw Jesus coming to get him, sitting by his bedside. He lay with his arms stretched out in the form of a cross and prayed for several days. He died the day before Easter on April 4, 397, at the age of 58. He was bishop of Milan for twenty-three years and four months.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Our Busy Day

Yesterday was a busy day for the Lovely Mona and der Padre. Both the Youth Choir and the Adult Choir of Parroquia San Cristóbal performed at the Cathedral of St. Luke's Christmas Bazaar. Our usually band of Reynaldo Taylor, piano; Ricky Staple, drums, and Padre on guitar and bass backed up both choirs. The most amazing thing, to me, was the fact that everybody that was going to ride on the bus actually showed up on time and we left Parque Lefevre 4 minutes earlier than scheduled! You have no idea how amazing that is. I made a messa many ham and cheese sammiches for the yoots so that they would Have The Strength To Perform. Here are photos of the bus ride and our performances, including Tía Sue at the Bazaar.

Ricky Staple on the bus

Brittany eats her sammich

Pensive Angie

Full bus!

The Bazaar

Tía Sue's baskets n' stuff

Some other stuff

Adela Owens, Reindeer girl (She was selling amazingly rich and chocolatey brownies with her aunt and cousins)

Youth Choir sings!

Adult Choir sings!

The band

Guillermo Johnson on trombone


In the evening, the Lovely Mona and der Padre took their road act to Rio Abajo Methodist Church over on Calle 13, where we were one of the opening acts (along with the Rio Abajo Methodist Youth Choir and a few soloists) for their Christmas Cantata. The choirs of Paraíso Methodist, Colón Methodist, Weseley Methodist, and Rio Abajo Methodist combined forces for a huge, talented choir, with Profesór Bernardo Murray as director. It was quite an evening. Here are fótos of the program.

A Bible reading

Children's Choir sings

A Soloist

Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming

In the Bleak, Mid-winter

Youth Choir sings

Mr. Howell explains the Cantata

The Cantata


Director Bernardo Murray

Feast of Nicholas, Bishop of Myra

Almighty God, in your love you gave your servant Nicholas of Myra a perpetual name for deeds of kindness both on land and sea: Grant, we pray, that your Church may never
cease to work for the happiness of children, the safety of sailors, the relief of the poor, and the help of those tossed by tempests of doubt or grief; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.


St. Nicholas is one of the most popular saints on the calendar; he is honored by the Eastern Orthodox, Roman Catholic, Anglican, and even Reformed Protestant churches. He is the person upon whom the Santa Claus myth story is based. As is usually the case, we don't have a lot of good historical information on Nicholas. We know he lived in Asia Minor in the late Third/early Fourth century. We know that he was Bishop of Myra, and we know that he died on December 6, 342. Other than those facts, all the stories about Nicholas are based upon church tradition and legends and some of them may not have even happened, but they are good stories, full of dreams and miracles.

According to tradition, Nicholas was born in the town of Patar in Lycia, in what we now call the nation of Turkey. He was orphaned at an early age and had to live with his uncle in a monastery. His late parents were wealthy and left him a good inheritance, but he gave most of it away to the poor and needy since he was living in a monastery and didn't really need any of it. He wanted to be a monk like us uncle, but one night he had a dream in which Jesus gave him a jeweled copy of the four gospels, and he took this dream as a sign that he was to become a priest, and he did so at the age of 17 (I guess the Commission on Ministry had different age requirements in those days). He was a very generous person and there are many stories about his generosity. Once he met a man in great need, and the man had decided to sell a carpet which was very dear to him and his wife. Father Nicholas bought the carpet from the man at a ridiculously high price, and then gave the carpet to the man's wife as a gift. The most famous story is that of a poor man with three daughters. He had no money to provide them with dowries and was worried that they would never be married and would probably face slavery as a result of their poverty. Nicholas tossed a bag of gold coins into the eldest daughter's window one night, and she was soon married. A while later, he tossed a bag of gold coins into the second daughter's window and she, too, was soon married. When it came time to provide a dowry for the third daughter, Nicholas came to toss a bag of gold coins into her window but it was closed, so he tossed it down the chimney, and the bag of coins fell into her shoes (and she, too, was soon married). This legend is the basis of the tradition in some countries of St. Nicholas putting chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil in children's shoes. It's also the basis of the story of Santa Claus coming down the chimney with gifts for good boys and girls on Christmas Eve.

There is a tradition that Nicholas made a pilgrimage to Egypt, to visit the great Library in Alexandria, and continued on to the Holy Land, to Palestine. There is a story that on the way home the ship he was on was caught in a fierce storm an d the three sailors piloting the ship were sure that they were going to die. Father Nicholas came on deck and prayed and stilled the storm. For this reason he became known as the Patron Saint of Sailors. The ship stopped in the city of Myra. The bishop of Myra had died and there was a lot of disagreement about who should be the next bishop. The clergy and people of Myra had started a period of prayer and fasting trying to find a solution to their problem. An angel appeared to several priests in a dream and told them that they were to make a stranger, named Nicholas, the new bishop, and that he would be the first to arrive for morning prayers the next day. That same night, Father Nicholas had a dream of a mitre being placed on his head. The next morning he went to the church for morning prayers and was the first person there. He was proclaimed bishop and the mitre was placed upon his head! He was a good choice for bishop because of his concern for the poor and needy, and his love of children, and his piety and zeal for the gospel. Miracles were attributed to him, and he was nick-named the Wonder Worker. He was also a man of great courage, and he suffered arrest and torture during the persecution of Diocletian and his regent, Maximan, around the years 303 to 311. It is said that Bishop Nicholas continued to preach and teach even while in chains. When Constantine became emperor in 313 and later issued the Edict of Toleration, Christianity became tolerated (and actually favored) by the Empire and people like Nicholas were released from prison. There is an ancient tradition that Nicholas saved the lives of three soldiers who were imprisoned by appearing to the Emperor in his dreams and interceding in their behalf. Just before Constantine became emperor, the Arian Controversy was in full flower in the Church, creating great dissension and schism. The Emperor Constantine called all the bishops of the Church to Nicea in 325 to settle this dispute. Tradition states that Bishop Nicholas of Myra attended the Council and even slapped Arius in the face, but Nicholas' name does not appear on any of the lists, so this incident and Nicholas' attendance at the Council is in doubt. Nevertheless, Arianism never took hold in Myra, so the faithful teaching of Nicholas must have prevented the heresy in that city.

Nicholas died on December 6, 342, and this day is now a feast day. During the Middle Ages it was a popular practice to elect a boy to be bishop who reigned from December 6th to December 28th, the Feast of the Holy Innocents. On that day (the 28th) the "boy bishop" had to preach a sermon in church. It also became popular to give gifts on Nicholas' feast day in honor of his own generosity, especially to children. In Germany, Switzerland, and the Netherlands, this tradition replaced the ancient yuletide celebration of Woden. After the Protestant Reformation, St. Nicholas became known as Pere Noel in France, Father Christmas in England,Kriskindl in Germany, Grandfather Frost in Russia, and Sinterklaas in Holland. The mispronunciation of Sinterklaas in the United States resulted in the name Santa Claus.

It's easy to to understand how the example of the kind and generous man who truly lived the Christian life could become a symbol of love and generosity during the seasons of Advent and Christmas, the time in which we remember God's own gift to the world, the gift of Jesus the Messiah. St. Nicholas' love and compassion for the poor, the needy, and for children is an example of how we should live our lives throughout the entire year, not just at Christmas. The stories of St. Nicholas are not stories about Christmas but are stories of a man who was working to bring about the Reign of God, a man who helped the less fortunate, just as Jesus commanded. That is why he became one of the most popular saints in Christendom and why we remember him today.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Feast of St. Clement of Alexandria, Priest

O Lord, you called your servant Clement of Alexandria from the errors of ancient philosophy that he might learn and teach the saving Gospel of Christ: Turn your Church from the conceits of worldly wisdom and, by the Spirit of truth, guide it into all truth; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.

Clement of Alexandria was most probably a citizen of Athens and was born around the year 150 C.E. As is usually the case with saints from the earliest centuries, we don't know much about his early life; we know that he was a convert to Christianity and that he did not come from a Christian home. We do know that he was a "wandering scholar," a student of philosophy and that he studied with many different Christian teachers. Clement wrote that one was in Greece. . . the next was in Magna Graecia. . . others in the East and in this region (Egypt) one was an Assyrian, the other a Palestinian, a Hebrew by descent. Alexandria was the center of knowledge in the Greek world; it had an incredible library which was famous throughout the Graeco-Roman world. Alexandria was the center of many different philosophical schools and was becoming a center for Christian teaching, too. Clement eventually took over the catechetical school in Alexandria from his predecessor, Pantaenus, who left Alexandria never to return. Clement's aim was for the school to be a means of converting educated Alexandrian Greeks to Christianity. Clement believed that Christianity was the end to which all philosophy had been moving. He was very much influenced by Judaism, and he also found Greek philosophy to be full of wisdom (boy, that would get him in trouble nowadays!). He admitted that there were coincidences between Christian truth and the beliefs of the Greek philosophers. He said that even though these philosophers hit on the truth accidentally, it was because God had revealed himself to them, too. God's wisdom was not confined to the Hebrews and no race was deprived of the opportunity of apprehending God, so philosophy must be God-given. He believed that Plato prepared the way for the Greeks to accept the Christian faith. Philosophy shared with the Torah "In making the way for him who is perfected in Christ."

Clement was a prolific writer and his school began to attract many students. His followers included the father of Origen, and Origen himself became a student of Clement and eventually became the master of the school in Alexandria. Cement was one of three Fathers of the Church, along with Hippolytus of Rome and Tertullian of Carthage, writing against the various heresies of their time. This was the time in which various Gnostic schools were making their gains. Hippolytus wrote the text Refutation of All Heresies in which he analyzed each heresy and showed how each could be traced to a different Greek philosophical school, and therefore rejected. Tertullian had a background in law, and he used his skills in his book On Prescription Against Heretics to prove that the heretics had no right to use the Christian scriptures because they were usurpers and latecomers whose sects had come into being long after the Church was formed. Clement's contribution to the debate was to show that Platonism and scripture could be combined to demonstrate not dualism but the harmony and goodness of the universe. Clement believed that the institutions of society, such as marriage, were good in themselves. Most Gnostic groups taught that sin was a defect of nature and that the things of this world, in fact, all matter, were evil and prevented one from experiencing God. Clement taught that sin was not the result of a defect in nature, but a defect of will. He taught that wealth in itself was not evil since it could be used for the good of the community, which was the opposite of Tertullian's teaching that wealth was sin. The various Gnostic groups taught that there was a secret gnosis, or knowledge, which only certain people were able to understand, and that only those with this gnosis would be saved. Gnostics believed that the world was evil and that the world of spirit was superior. They wanted salvation from the world instead of the salvation of the world. Cement agreed that a gnosis, or spiritual understanding, was the chief element of Christianity, but he believed that this gnosis was there in the faith of the Church. Cement had great respect for the intellect and for scholarship, and he had a lot of problems with some Alexandrian Christians. There were a group of Christians in Alexandria who had no use at all for philosophy or philosophical Christians. They were anti-intellectual and suspicious of educated Christians (sound familiar?) Clement came to dislike these people who called themselves orthodox. He wrote: The so-called orthodox are like beasts that work out of fear. They do good works without knowing what they are doing. They are as scared of Greek philosophy as they are of actor's masks, fearing it would lead them astray. They are dumb animals that have to be driven by fear. Clement said that one would not get anywhere if one tried to tell educated Greek catechumens that the Greek poets were inspired by the devil: The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof, and anyone who seeks to help catechumens, especially if they are Greeks, must not shrink from scholarly study. Clement's combination of Platonism and Christianity was continued by Origen, and their understanding of the transcendence of the Creator was the root of the Alexandrian school's emphasis on the divinity of Christ, which became the basis of the theological battles between the Patriarchates of Alexandria and Antioch.

By the year 200 Clement had built up a flourishing community of well-educated Alexandrians, secure in their faith and willing to defend themselves against the arguments of the pagans and Gnostics. A savage persecution broke out in Alexandria in the year 202; Clement wrote of "roastings, impalings and beheadings" taking place in Alexandria at that time. Origen's father was martyred in the persecution, and Origen, a young teenager, so wanted to wear the crown of martyrdom that his mother had to hide his clothes to keep him in the house, safe! Cement left Alexandria during the persecution, traveling through Syria to Cappadocia. His name does appear on the early martyrologies, and he may have been martyred on December 5, 202, possibly in Antioch.

Clement also wrote hymns, and the Hymnal 1940 contains translations of two of his hymns: #81 "Sunset to Sunrise Changes Now" and #362 "Master of Eager Youth." He also wrote several apologies. Clement was able to make the faith attractive to the intellectuals of his time, and so he could be considered the patron saint of intellectual Christians. He demonstrated that Christianity could be an optimistic and rational creed that made the highest demands of human morality, while requiring acceptance of the rule of the Church and its essential articles of faith.

Friday, December 04, 2009

100,000 Visitors


Well, it's taken just over three years, but tonight Padre Mickey's Dance Party had its 100,000 visitor. And the 100,000 visitor is: Kirkepiscatoid! AND she made a comment, too!

Thanks for visiting Padre Mickey's Dance Party, and we hope you enjoyed your visit and will return at least 100,000 more times.

Weekend Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

This evening's episode is brought to you by the generous donation of Paul and Cathy Ambos, who sent us our new friend


Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gallo Mescalito. Happy Advent!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What is Advent? My goodness! We go through this every year!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?


Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hello, boys! What's shakin'?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! Happy Advent!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You're kidding, Gallito Mescalito! We go through this every year.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank That's what I told him!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Advent is the season in which we prepare for our Lord's arrival, both as a baby in Bethlehem and his Second Coming as Judge and King on the Last Day.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEEKK!!


Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, everbuddy! 'sup witchoo?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi cat! We're explaining Advent to Gallito Mescalito once again!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Sheesh! We goes troo dis ever yeah wit him! Ah ya talkin' 'bout dat Rapsure commin' in da clouds stuff? Dat gives me da willies.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEEKK!!
Way in the background, barely audible. . . Hey! Yoooooohoooooo! Hey!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Wut is dat noise?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I have no idea but it certainly is annoying!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love You know, Cat, you really don't have to worry about the Parousia, because that 'meet-Jesus -in-the-clouds stuff is a misreading of scripture by nineteenth-century Protestant fellas. So don't worry!



Miss Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Hay ya'll!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Advent greetings to all!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, Miss Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose and Mighty Moose of Vermont! It's lovely to see you both!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love See, you two? They aren't worried about the Second Coming!
Mighty Moose of Vermont What?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Da boid fohghat 'bout wut Advent means, an' I said dat da Parousia gives me da willies!
Miss Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Oh ma gooness!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Oh, the Parousia will be a wonderful day! The One who will judge us is the One who lived among us, Emmanuel, God with us! He's sure to cut us some slack!
Way in the background, barely audible. . . heeeey! Look over here! Yoooohoooo!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Wut IS dat noise?
Way in the background, barely audible. . . I don't know, but perhaps we should look over there, as things are getting Very Theological around here!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEEKK!!



Way in the background, barely audible. . . Come on, you guys! Look over here! It's Lil' Jesus, ¡El Penguino! and Ida Hedgehog! Yoooohooooooo!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good Heavens!


Lil' Jesus Hey look! We found a big box!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Great Big Box! Heh. Heh. Heh.
Ida Hedgehog Les' open it up an' see what's in here!!!!


¡El Penguino! Be careful, little baby Jesus!
Lil' Jesus LIL' JESUS! Not little baby Jesus! And I AM being careful, you stupid flightless bird!
Ida Hedgehog Stop fighting you guys! Just pull on the tape so we can get this open. I hear something.
Somewhat muffled noises from the box Memi mouf! MEMI MOUF!!


Everybody, in one voice Wow! What the heck is that?


Lil' Jesus Everybody! Stand back! This guy looks familiar! STAY BACK!!!
Everybody, in one voice WUT????!?!?!???!!!!!!!
Somewhat muffled noises Mimattahmetmouttamere!!!






Buddy Christ There! That's MUCH better! Hi folks!
Everybody, in one voice Uh, hi! Who the heck are you?
Buddy Christ I'm Buddy Christ! I'm the new face of Christianity. Haven't you ever seen the movie Dogma?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Welcome, Mr. Christ. No, we haven't seen Dogma, as we are Doggy Toys and Knick-knacks and not allowed near the televisor.
Buddy Christ Well, I know all YOU guys!


Buddy Christ Hey, Gallito Mescalito! Remember when I healed your ankles after your trip to Philadelphia?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
Buddy Christ That's right! The Bank and the Hippo were there, too!


Everybody, in one voice Are you the same one who healed Gallito Mescalito?
Buddy Christ Uh, yeah, of COURSE I am! Waddaya expect?


Buddy Christ And I'm here to be everybuddy's buddy! I know all your deepest secrets! It's gonna be great!


Lil' Jesus Does this mean Advent is over?
Buddy Christ Of course, not, lil' buddy! I'm Buddy Christ and you're Lil' Jesus. Everyone's still waiting for Baby Jesus and the End-Of-Time Jesus! It's all good. Christmas isn't here yet!



Gallito Mescalito ¡¡SSHHRRRIIIEEEEKK!!

Feast of St. John of Damascus

Confirm our minds, O Lord, in the mysteries of the true faith, set forth with power by your servant John of Damascus; that we, with him, confessing Jesus to be true God and true Man, and singing the praises of the risen Lord, may, by the power of the resurrection, attain to eternal joy; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.

Yanah ibn Mansur ibn Sargun, or John Mansur, was born in Damascus, Syria, in the year 676. His parents were wealthy Christians, descended from a long line of Christians. His father, Sergius, was the chief financial officer for the caliph, Abdul Malek. He was later promoted to the position of Prime Minister. He was concerned that his sons, John and Cosmos, might adopt Arab ways, so he searched for a Tutor for the boys. Standing in the market place one day not long after a raid on Italy, Sergius discovered a Sicilian monk among the captured. Sergius was able to convince the caliph to free the monk, Cosmos, whom he appointed to educate his sons. Cosmos taught the boys algebra, geometry, music, astronomy, and theology. Upon the sudden death of Sergius, the caliph appointed John to the position of protosymbulus, or chief councillor.

During John’s time in the court of the caliph, the Iconoclast controversy erupted. The Greek islands of Thera and Therasia experienced an earthquake caused by a volcanic eruption in the sea. The Emperor, Leo the Isaurian, was sure that this was the result of God’s anger at the “idolatry of the Greeks.” He issued his first edict against the veneration of images, requiring the destruction of all mosaics, paintings and statues of Jesus and the saints. The Patriarch of Constantinople, Germanus, tried to dissuade Leo from issuing the edict but was unsuccessful. John, safe under the protection of the caliph, wrote that the destruction of images was not warranted by scripture. He pointed out that images of the cherubim and seraphim adorned the Ark of the Covenant, and that it made sense for Christians to adorn their places of worship with images and paintings of the great events of salvation history. He also said that the destruction of these images “was not very intelligible to the multitude.” In the year 730, Emperor Leo issued a second edict with forbade the veneration of images and outlawed their exhibition in public places. John wrote a second letter on the subject, quoting the Fathers of the Church who were in favor of the veneration of icons. He later issued a third letter warning the Emperor of the consequences of his actions. Of course, none of this correspondence made the Emperor very happy. He decided to destroy John through strategy: he had letters forged which looked just like John’s handwriting. The forgery was a letter from John informing the Emperor that the guards surrounding Damascus were weak and that he would help hand Damascus into Leo’s hands. Leo sent the forged letters to Caliph Abdul Malek, who was shocked to learn of the betrayal of his councillor. He summoned John to his presence and asked him to explain himself. Since John knew nothing of the letters, he offered no explanation. He told the caliph that he was innocent of the charges, but the caliph didn’t buy it and had John’s right hand amputated. John took his hand, placed it back on his wrist and spent the night in prayer to the Blessed Virgin. When morning dawned, his hand had been miraculously restored! (This story is from John of Jerusalem’s biography of John of Damascus, which is not exactly a document which holds up well to historical criticism, to say the least!)

When John took his position in the court of the caliph, his tutor, Cosmos, decided to retire to the monastery of St. Saba, near Jerusalem. John wanted to follow him into a life of renunciation, and, with this career crisis if full flower, he ask the caliph to relieve him of his office (not a difficult decision on the part of the caliph, I’m sure). He sold all he had and gave the money to the poor, and went to St. Saba’s. The monks at St. Saba’s weren’t exactly thrilled to have such a distinguished person come join their ranks. They tried to reject John and then decided to ignore him and pretend he didn’t live with them. Eventually an elderly monk agreed to take charge of John’s spiritual training. It seems that the monk had decided to make life difficult for John as a means of teaching him humility (the stories remind me of the Marpa-Milirapa stories, which always sounded like spiritual abuse to me, but what do I know?). John asked his monk/guru “What is demanded of me?” “Complete silence,” answered the monk/guru. “And beyond this?” John asked. The monk answered, “The renunciation of all secular learning.” John asked again, “and beyond this?” “You shall not use the pen,” was the monk’s reply. This must have been a crushing blow for John. Not long after this incident, he was sent into the streets of Damascus to sell baskets made by the monks. This wouldn’t have been too bad, except he had to demand an exorbitant price for somewhat shoddy goods. The people of Damascus recognized the former councillor of the caliph and heaped abuse and indignities upon him. John, of course, acquitted himself very well in this task. John was forbidden to write, and I’m sure this was painful to him. One day, one of the monks who had just lost his brother, asked John to compose some poetry as a means of consolation. It was an urgent request and one which John found impossible to refuse. When his monk/guru found out, he was so angry at John that he ejected him from his cell and the monastery. The rest of the community eventually convinced him to allow John back into his cell, but as penance John was required to clean all the monastery latrines with his bare hands. John performed his penance humbly, which softened the heart of his monk/guru, who not long later had a vision of the Blessed Virgin in which Our Mother told him he was being too hard on John and should let him write. John was ordained a priest in the year 735, and served in the diocese of Jerusalem, and then retired again to St. Saba’s.

Being allowed, once again, to “use the pen” John became prolific and produced many works of poetry and theological books, among them The Fount of Knowledge and the Exposition of the Orthodox Faith, which influenced Thomas Aquinas. My favorite part of The Fount of Knowledge is On Heresies, which lists all the heresies known at that time (103!), with little descriptions of each heresy. Now, the first eighty heresies are actually lifted from the summaries of the Panarion of St. Epiphanius. John even uses Epiphanius’ short summary on the Massalians, but then suddenly takes off with pages and pages on the Massalians. There is more on the Massalians than on any other heretical group in this book, in fact, the majority of the information we have on the Massalians even nowadays is from this book. There is also a large section on the Ishmaelites, which is actually about Islam. When one reads the lists of heretics, it is easy to believe that most heretics are vegetarians; that seems to be the one aspect shared by the majority of the groups. He wrote On Dragons and On Witches, and he also wrote novels, the most famous being Barlaam and Ioasaph which is an interesting Christian rewrite of the story of the Buddha.

John of Damascus died in the year 750, and the Iconoclastic Controversy was still raging. In the year 754, the emperor Constantine of Copronymus, successor of Leo, called the Great Council of Constantinople, at which John was anathematized: Anathema to Mansur, cursed favorer of the Saracens; Anathema to Mansur, image worshiper and author of falsehoods; Anathema to Mansur who denied Christ and plotted against his Emperor; Anathema to Mansur, teacher of impiety and perverter of the Holy Scriptures. Actually, the Emperor commanded that John’s name be written “Manzer” from Manzeros, or bastard. However, the Seventh General Council of Nicea in 787 changed things and restored John’s honor, even calling him Chrysorrhoas, or “Golden Stream” in reference to his oratory. He was one of the last of the Church Fathers, and his writing and example is why we remember him today.

Friday Random Top Ten


Ya pushes "shuffle" and ya takes yer chances. . .

1. Kal Ho Naa Ho (sad) Alka Yagnik, Richa Sharma & Sonu Nigam
2. September Song Lou Reed
3. Rhinosaur Soundgarden
4. The Gnome Pink Floyd
5. Leaning On The Everlasting Arms McGhee & Cogar
6. Kyrie IX (1st mode) Monastic Choir of the Abbey of St. Peter, Solemes
7. Can-Utility And The Coastliners Genesis
8. Under Control The Strokes
9. Psalmus 112 (Monteverdi) Taverner Consort
10. Kabhi Kushi Kabhie Gham Lata Mangeshkar

Well, starting and ending with Bollywood (both from Karan Johar films!) is a first around here. Genesis makes their first appearance on the list, and we've got Syd Barrett Pink Floyd, the only Pink Floyd that counts. Too bad you can't hear the version of Leaning on the Everlasting Arms, it sounds like it's from a field recording. As usual, I likes everything on the list, even the plainchant.

I didn't walk to work this morning as I have a funeral at 11:00 am and I didn't want to be all, er, you know, plus it's not a good idea to walk down the road in clericals as many people think it is a priest's duty to hand out money, so that's why I don't have an alternative list today, but I digress. . .

Waddaya listening to? Tell me all about it in the comments.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

And Now, Our Video, 26 Years Later

Muchos años pasados, as many of you know, Matty Boy and I were in a band named The Wonders of Science. We were one of the few synth bands around at the time, but we couldn't get arrested. Some twenty-five years later we get fan emails from Sweden, Norway, and Germany, and even San José, California; Go figure!

In 1983 we released a single The Big Picture b/w My Only Desire. We recorded this song as it was always well received at our shows. Matty Boy was a Big Time Game Designer for Activision at the time, and had some cash, so we filmed a video to support the single, like ya do. The video went to MTV, whose representative told us that the "video is great; it should be on medium rotation, but since you're not with a major record label, it will have to be submitted to the Basement Tapes" program. Our video never got out of the basement, as it featured no smoke, no attractive young women in lingerie, or things exploding in slow motion. However, they did like to show it at film festivals or something like a film festival, as it is kinda arty.

After 26 years, The Big Picture has finally been uploaded to YouTubes. And you, gentle reader, may enjoy it here at Padre Mickey's Dance Party. Thanks, Eric!




Producers were Dan Wagner, Marc Berger, and Karen King for 3rd Rail Media, San Francisco.

BIG thanks to ERIC PREDOEHL for putting this up on YouTube. Eric has many, many links, and I'm including them all:
Louie Louie Blog
Rantical
Eric's Facebook Page
Eric's YouTube Channel
Eric's Flickr Photostream
House of Louie Garage Sale
Follow Eric on Twitter

Anti-violence Protest

Last Wednesday the Lovely Mona was at the Diocesan Center in Balboa, hanging out with Tía Sue like ya do on Wednesday afternoons, when they saw a manifestación, or protest against violence towards women and domestic violence in general. They were going past la Catedral de San Lucas on their way up the hill to the Supreme Court building.

We have lottsa manifestaciónes en Panamá, and they aren't goofy like teabagger Tea Party riots, onna counna they aren't led by crazy people. Here are some fótos.



I like the guy selling raspados (snow cones) or raspa'os along the side of the protest. That's the way to do it!






It's difficult to hold your banner while carrying a raspa'o!





Looks like some commies SUNTRACS going the other way as a policeman brings up the rear.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Padre Mickey Switches On To "Get Off My Lawn!" Mode


Okay, this is a BIG CONFESSION, especially to my foodie friends, but sometimes, when one has had a long, hard, day, one wants a meal that doesn't take four freakin' hours to cook. That's right, sometimes I just don't feel like toasted cumin seeds and grinding them or making my curry sauce from scratch (although Padre Mickey's Powerful Curry POWdah makes curry making a breeze! Not Available in the Continental United States; for Panamanian Episcopalians only!). SOMETIMES a guy just opens a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup™ for a gravy or sauce (I'm middle-aged so I use the Healthy Request™ version). Yeah, I have relatives in Minnesota, check it out! So I use Campbell's soup; kill me.

So, I've noticed that they've changed the bottom of the soup cans. Muchos años pasados, one would open the top of the CoMS can with the can opener and then the Clever Consumer would open the bottom of the can, pushing the can-shaped mass of grey-mushroomy-and-creamy goodness into the soup pot. But NOW they've got these stupid rounded bottoms (and I don't mean that in the good way) on the cans and we can't open them (not to mention that goofy pull-tab on the top! Don't get me started! Wait! I've already started. Never mind. . .) This is obviously a Capitalist Plot to prevent the Cream of Mushroom Soup consumer from getting every last greyish-gloopy drop of mushroom-and-creamy goodness. You can't get it all out of the can, no matter how hard you try. Did they do it to make it easier to stack cans on my grocer's shelf? My grocer doesn't stack the dang cans; my grocer purchased some kinda thingy which rolls the cans out on their sides. And what the heck to I care if they stack easier? I just wants my soupy-saucy-gravy action!

It's this kind of wickedness that is dragging our Once Great Nation into the Dust Bin of Soup Cannery. It must be stopped. Join me in harassing Campbell's incessantly with annoying emails and frivolous lawsuits. It's the Right Thing To Do!

UPDATE! I have just been informed by the Lovely Mona that these Capitalist Bastids have done the same thing to cans of pumpkin and, well you won't believe this IT IS SO SHOCKING! to CANS OF CRANBERRY JELLY!!!! My God! What kind of Thanksgiving is it when the cranberry jelly on the plate in the middle of the table doesn't show the sides of the can on it? Well, I guess it would be like our Thanksgiving, as I don't remember seeing any on those interesting treadmarks on the cranberry jelly this year. Never mind. . .

It Is Finished















The Hymn of the Leftovers.
Tune: Rockingham

Thank God, the turkey now is gone
The sammiches have been consumed
We now must weigh about a ton
The bathroom scale is not amused.

Refrigerator now has room
Its shelves suddenly leftover free
I now have found that bag of 'shrooms
A science project they now be

A new regime is now begun
A walk each morning I will do
All bread and processed foods now shun
Or I shall be a Tub of Goo

I See You!

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